U.S Military Briefed on Naruto Running

Over 1.9 people have confirmed their participation in the upcoming Area 51 raid.

According to the event organizers, the only way to release aliens being held captive in Area 51 is to Naruto run their way past bullets.

“If we naruto run, we can move faster than their bullets. Lets see them aliens”-Storm Area 51 Facebook Page.

The popular Japanese anime character made its way into all of the raid’s planning after being suggested as a strategy against the U.S military’s load of weapons. The ancient technique can give people superhuman speed, reflexes and strength as depicted in the Japanese anime “Naruto”.

According to our reporters, citing Reddit users “familiar with the matter”, an actual briefing for the Air Force occurred, including a lesson explaining Naruto running in detail, for US soldiers.

The alleged pictures depict a U.S soldier pointing at a presentation with a brief explanation of Naruto running.

The storming of the notorious Area 51 is set to take place September 20th at 3 AM local time, several local hotels stated that they were fully booked which means some raiders will have to camp out in the desert in order to attend the raid.

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